Tuesday, July 3rd, 2001
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1:39 pm
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Monday, July 2nd, 2001
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11:09 pm
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MAAADDIE PISSED ON THE FLOOR AGAIN. PISSED ON THE FLOOR THAT IN THE 14TH CENTURY, NAPOLEAN HIMSELF WALKED ON. JESUS WAS BORN ON THIS FLOOR MADDIE. WHEN THE BERLIN WALL FELL PART OF THE RUBBLE WAS USED TO MAKE THIS FLOOR.THIS FLOOR HAS BEEN IN MY FAMILY FOr 200 YEARS. I HOPED ONE DAY WHEN U WERE MARRIED MADDIE ID GIVE THE FLOOR TO YOU TO GIVE TO YOUR GRANDCHILDREN. MAdDIE THERE ARE STARVING CHILDREN IN ETHIOPIA WHO WOULD LOVE A FLOOR. WHAT? "GIVE THEM MY FLOOR, ITS GAY", UHHHH MADDIE WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT YOUR BEHAVIOR. THIS FLOOR BLOWS MY MIND. I REALLY RESPECT THIS FLOOR.
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Tuesday, June 26th, 2001
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5:56 pm
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5:40 pm
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DAYTIME
we're lost. jennie when u come home we'd appreciate a beef burrito supreme, just lower it down the hole in your room theres no chance of us getting up there, MADDIE IN HER INFINITE FUCKING WISDOM HAS DECIDED THE MAP WOULD MAKE A BETTER CHEW TOY THAN A MEANS OF NAVIGATION. ferdenand maddie. i hope her crew kills her in the phillipines.
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5:33 pm
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DAY 1 6/26/2001 17:27:06
WE HAVE FOUND DRAWINGS ON THE INNER WALLS OF A SMALL CAVE WHOSE OPENING WAS UNCOVERED BY OUR EXCAVATION! My best rendition of them is: [=========] That same pattern is EVERYWHERE we think it is sticks of butter sitting
in butter trays. Ancient man depended on butter for food and light as well as shelter which is why it was probably so revered. Nomadic tribes would migrate to wherever the butter went and hunt it exclusively. The butter trail leads to Jennie's room and I'm on it, so is Maddie.
If we are going to find the ancient people pre-dating Kennewick Man we need look no further than the butter.
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5:20 pm
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DAY 1 6/26/2001 17:10:00
We begin the dig. After watching Discovery Channel for 4 hours while heavily medicated for cold symptoms, I have decided to become an archeologist. There is no time like the present, so things are now under way. My assistant (Maddie), and I have selected our dig spot, and while it is on our own property we have determined there is no need to acquire permits. Our location was decided upon after careful deliberation, it was actually Maddie's idea. We decided to begin in Jennie's room. The goal of our excavation is to find evidence of the remains of an ancient civilized culture predating that of Kennewick Man. Maddie has received carbon dating information back from Exeter University which proves that nail polish bottles found on Jennie's bedside table pre-date light. This information along with my own hunch is what led us to the area of carpet under Jennie's bed-side table. I have purchased a pet parakeet and procured a few gallons of Alhambra water. The parakeet will be lowerd into the hole as an early alert system, if the parakeet dies we know we are dangerously low on water and should return top-side for a drink.
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Monday, June 25th, 2001
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7:11 pm
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Sunday, June 24th, 2001
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5:28 pm
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Friday, June 22nd, 2001
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3:29 pm
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i gave my demo at work and while it was not very exiciting i didn't receive any sort of negative feedback. i guess u could say i achieved mediocrity. hats off to me and my mediocrity. AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF JENNIE IS FURIOUS WITH ME CAUSE I WONT HAVE DINNER WITH HER AND HER FRIENDS AND MADDIE IS NOWHERE TO BE SEEN ON THE WEB CAM VINNIE IS LOSING HIS MIND IAN CANT GET THE DRIVE UP AND THE NT ADMIN IS OUT SMOKING YALE. so now what? i called the police on PaLoudaq for one. the trace was complete and he was raided for sending me netbus.
PaLoudaq: *steals all file*
That log was submitted to the FBI as evidence.
current mood:  confused
current music: Nerf Herders - Chewbacca What A Wookie
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Thursday, June 21st, 2001
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6:13 pm
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SHAME ON NIGGA WHO TRY TO RUN BIRD ON A NIGGA, HUT 1 HUT 2 HUT 3 HUT OL' DIRTY PIGEON LIVE AND SHITTIN IN IANS CRIB. U WANNA GET SHIT ON? BLAOW!! HOW U LIKE MY FECES NOW? AND I BET YA NOT A FUCKIN VET SO WHEN U SEE ME AND SIMON ON THE REAL FORMIN LIKE VOLTRON I GET DEEP LIKE A BABY SEAL. GOT BURNT ONCE BUT THAT WAS ONLY LEUKEMIA.
current mood:  enraged
current music: Wu-Tang Clan - Shame on Da Nigga
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6:08 pm
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this is what it sounds like when thugs cry. ............................. yup, silence, BECAUSE THUGS DONT FUCKING CRY.
current mood: aggravated
current music: Exploited - Beat The Beast
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4:33 pm
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4:30 pm
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PUSSY AINT GOT A FACE BUT ITS GOT A SELF-ADDRESSED STAMPED ENVELOPE AND 435 CUT-OUT UPCS FROM BOXES OF LUCKY CHARMS WITH A NOTE SAYING "PLEASE SIR I'D LIKE THE JUMPROPE AND LUCKY CHARMS YO-YO." PUSSY GONNA GET HERS AS SOON AS I GET MINE.
current mood: annoyed
current music: Spiritualized -Ladies and gentlemen we are floating in space
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Wednesday, June 20th, 2001
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6:16 pm
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holy, i flew plane. make go straight and turn a little. flew over halfmoon bay and saw a tire fire. my instructor is from kenya and looks like dave chappelle, hes wickit. I STOKED FLY AGAIN SATURDAY.
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11:48 am
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SHASTASHEEN???????? this song would be 50x better if frank black said charlie sheen instead. in almost 4 hours i take my first flying lesson. ever since the movie "Blow" ive wanted to learn how to fly a plane so i could smuggle drugs. my friend vinnie had a similar inspiration, but he decided to build a remote controlled plane out of a weed wacker and a 802.11b ethernet card.
current mood:  excited
current music: Pixies - Velouria
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Tuesday, June 19th, 2001
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11:54 pm
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10:03 pm
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angie is a cleaning machine. A CLEANING MACHINE. imagine if thats what angie really was. some big metal machine thing that cleaned and lived with jose and he called it his girlfriend and we were all "what the, sup with jose and this machine."
then the machine just started playing everquest alot. that'd be way better than angie going back to atlanta :(
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9:42 pm
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8:22 pm
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ok home from work. i live in foster city. if u aint ever been to foster city, u dont wanna come to foster city, cause u wouldnt understand foster city. stay the fuck out of foster city. tell them hoz so they knowz. IT SMELLS LIKE CATPISS IN MY HOUSE THANKS MADDIE, THANKS FOR THE PISS. I FEED U AND TAKE CARE OF U WHEN JENNIE (my gf) IS OUT OF TOWN AND ALL U DO IS PISS ON SHIT. if i was an animal i think id be a little more respectful. i'd almost feel guilty sinc e i'd contribute NOTHING AT ALL to the relationship but urine. that would fuck with me i think, but i guess me and MADDIE are cut from different cloths.
current mood: aggravated
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6:59 pm
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hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes. i stuck that shit at IHOP.
current music: Lemonheads - Mrs. Robinson
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